The birthday present

Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

The second opinion

The doctor: "You are very sick"
The patient: "Can I get a second opinion?"
The doctor: "Yes, you are very ugly too".

The Problem with Speaking English

The Problem with Speaking English

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

If she get into a man´s pocket, what is she?

"All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, "You'd be his wife."