Wednesday, July 29, 2015

The egg and the water

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard,
I just got laid by a chick.

How to stop wars? Here is the solution!

How to stop wars? Love is the solution....

/Shut up in the library

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Wrong finger and wrong woman

A: Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?

B: Yes I am, I married
the wrong woman.

Do you love me?

You don´t wanna know...

/Shut up in the library