What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take me a while to get hard,
I just got laid by a chick.
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
Saturday, July 4, 2015
Wrong finger and wrong woman
A: Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married
the wrong woman.
wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married
the wrong woman.
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