I had to give up my vegetarian diet...

I had to give up my vegetarian diet. Because vegetarians are a lot harder to catch than cows.

The egg and the water

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard,
I just got laid by a chick.

The fat cow...

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Animals are made with meat

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?