Wrong finger and wrong woman

A: Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?

B: Yes I am, I married
the wrong woman.

Poor man...

Wife: "How would you describe me?" 
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 
Wife: "What does that mean?" 
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." 
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" 
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Bigger brests with toilet paper

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have
plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do
that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that
make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

If she get into a man´s pocket, what is she?

"All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, "You'd be his wife."