The fat cow...

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Who found america?

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.

Maria: This is it. 


Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? 


Class: Maria did. 

The longest word in english

-What is the longest word in the
English language?
-”Smiles”...
-How can it be?!
-There is a mile between the
first and last letters!"

If she get into a man´s pocket, what is she?

"All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, "You'd be his wife."