I don´t need Google

I don´t need Google or the rest of the internet anymore.

I´ve just got married.

My wife knows everything.

I had to give up my vegetarian diet...

I had to give up my vegetarian diet. Because vegetarians are a lot harder to catch than cows.

Support bacteria!

Support bacteria
- they're the only culture
some people have.

All men are idiots?

All men are idiots,
and I married their King.

Need coffee. Now!!

Need coffee. Now!!

Coffee together?

Can we have
a cup of coffee
together?

You are NOT fat.

You are not fat, you are just easier to see!